cookie good friend. cookie good enemy.
cookie ILL. cookie very iLL. cookie speak
mind wish iLLFortune.
cookie birth unknown. cookie parent unknown.
cookie name unknown. appear in chinese take
out box on doorstep iLLFortune company founder.
that day on name "cookie". rest history.
anytime. anywhere. give cookie. meet person you
think funny, crazy, strange or sexy? be unpredictable!
give cookie! you bring smile to face of victim every time!
perfect: coffee table, at hangover, at wedding, at funeral
(risky) bookstore, coffee shop, at bachelor/rette party,
during teabagging, instead teabagging, break-up with
shitty lover, flirt prospective lover, dessert, instead dessert,
inside desk, on desk, under desk,next desk, basically
anywhere near desk good,
perfect for office. mess with co-workers - perfect for
break room or grumpy boss' desk.
some customers keep a cookies in jacket pocket or purse
or in car at all times. they meet a stranger and it's on - very
original approach for first encounter - if victims have sense
of humor they instantly see YOU as original! (finally)
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